What I need....

I find it difficult sometimes to write about my knitting, because so much of it is for the magazine. I'm supposed to keep that quiet, because of 'commercial sensitivity'. I can tell you, however, that Kate, the editor, tells me that my Volcanic wrap was a big hit on the stand at Ally Pally, and that they handed out lots of the correct pattern for it!

Of course, I can write about the latest craze in Blogland - putting '(your name) needs' into Google and seeing what comes up. Heather needs:

• Men - now!
• a female parent who can help show her appropriate ways to attract the attention of guys
  
• a childhood
• to start wearing a brassiere
• two therapists
• to find the right balance between emotions and logic
• some support
• to stick to her career as a country artist
• to realize that although you can become the "It" girl fairly
  quickly (as Entertainment Weekly named her), you can just as easily lose that
• a variety of intellectual pursuits
• to be kept moist

OK, I'm off to get a drink. At least I can do the last one....