Apparently yesterday was National Talk Like A Pirate Day.
And in honour of that:
Q. Why are pirates' voices so deep?
A. Because they arrrrrrr!
Q. How much does a pirate pay to have his ears pierced?
A. A buck an ear.
Q. How many letters are there in the pirate alphabet?
A. Two - arrrrrrr and ayyyyyyye!
(Thanks to the warped minds of Knitflame for those.)
I now return you to your normal blog-reading......
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