Tuesday, September 20, 2005

Pieces of eight

Apparently yesterday was National Talk Like A Pirate Day.

And in honour of that:

Q. Why are pirates' voices so deep?
A. Because they arrrrrrr!

Q. How much does a pirate pay to have his ears pierced?
A. A buck an ear.

Q. How many letters are there in the pirate alphabet?
A. Two - arrrrrrr and ayyyyyyye!

(Thanks to the warped minds of Knitflame for those.)

I now return you to your normal blog-reading......

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