Yes, I have... a chest infection!! Just as the weather was improving :)
I wanted to show you all the ghastly pattern with which my dear friend Vicki cheered me up recently, but I'm having issues with the photo upload gremlins.
Instead, I shall leave you with this joke:
A friend of mine had to visit her doctor lately with a rather odd problem. She'd noticed that, whenever it was her turn to drive for the car pool, she got a tingling and then numbness in her hands. Even stranger, it only happened when she drove through the Tyne Tunnel - nowhere else on the journey, and on no other day of the week except that one.
The doctor told her not to worry, and diagnosed car-pool tunnel syndrome.....